What are the chances,
do you think
that a random grab
of desktop coins
stuffed in a pocket
and examined hours later
in an attempt to make
the convenience store clerk's life
more convenient
would yield uncommon
cents?
A parade of scowling Lincolns
tracing lessons learned
like so:
1966: Retrograde primers and block
printing reveal that education
and learning are not
the same thing.
1977: Summer discovery of intelligent
life on Earth and the loss
of the one friend
who would have enjoyed the news.
1988: Getting everything you want
isn't nearly as satisfying
as is sounds.
1999: Just when you think the adventure
is ending, somebody
makes a sequel